Enjoy an intelligently written astrological delight in the form of a Christmas poem for all.

Which planet is Christmas?
One night it was quiet, and then there was a shudder,
A Planet was stirring, amid the Christmas clutter,
Turn on those lights, Saturn said to Mars,
And pack it up quick, the electric trains and cars,
Then Mercury came in, and asked big ol' Saturn,
What wrapping he should use, which would be the
best pattern,
Saturn said take off those ears, you're not a damn elf,
And go get the ladder, and the fabric from the shelf,
Then Venus came in, what do you want me to do?
Stop doing your nails, and take off those slippers too,
But Saturn, I can't help it if I really look a mess,
Just put on some work boots, and take off your freakin'
dress,
Then a Ho Ho Ho, the big man appears,
And all of the helper planets, burst into tears,
They go over to hug him, but Saturn yells stop,
This isn't a reunion, it's Santa's Christmas shop,
Get back to work, this Holiday's ruled by me,
Then Jupiter begs to differ, this is gift giving you see,
I am big and I am jolly, and give people what they like,
Of course I rule this holiday, the new Slinky and new
bike,
Oh really says Saturn, and I won't say this twice,
I decide who has been naughty, and who has been
nice,
I make my list, as I watch and observe,
And only give out presents, to those who deserve,
Then unexpectedly we hear a nervous voice,
Mercury sticks his head in, as if they had a choice,
Uh guys, I think Christmas is ruled by Me!
Because presents are a message, between you and
he,
And they need to get to people quick, all in one night,
No one else is that fast, so I must be right!
Ow! Mercury yelps, as he's hit in the head by Mars,
And without the muscle in those Reindeers, no on
gets far,
Who's doing all the work?! Without me Christmas can't
happen,
I lift up all those toys, and do the Christmas packin',
A Moment of silence, then Venus starts to speak,
You each have good points, but I'm what people seek,
Christmas is about sharing, and emotional relations,
People together after a year, in a social occasion,
People get all loving, they chat and they dine,
And put ornaments on trees, and make everything look fine,
Christmas is a Venus day, don't you all see,
But the other planet's wit their arms crossed, don't
seem to agree,
And suddenly this room, gets all the way brighter,
The other planets are blinded, and their faces turn
whiter,
A Golden figure steps in, with a voice that is booming,
You think it's just one of you, is that what you're
assuming?
We're one great big system, a whole not a part,
And that's coming from the Sun, now let our Christmas start!!
Wht about the Moon? Mercury says, I'm curious
bout' his role,
He'll be using my light to shine your way, to help
achieve our goal,
And I'll be back in the morning, when the children run
and see,
The presents from the planets, under the Christmas
tree!!!!